Sunday, January 21, 2007

Little Miss Sunshine

The Hoover family ain't got nothing on my family. Snippets from my grandfather's funeral over the weekend:

"At least he didn't bring his fat girlfriend with him."

"Is your cousin gay?"

"I'll talk to anyone who wants to talk to me. But I haven't spoken to my brother in seven years."

"Dad would roll over in his grave if he knew who the pall bearers were."

"Grandma's here; have you said hello to her?"
"No, she can come over here if she wants to talk to me."

All in all, it was a great visit with my family, despite the circumstances that brought us all together. And I brought home a lovely basket of flowers.

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