Floating Away

You know that rain I mentioned? Well, the water is rising and I fear I may float away. The waves will likely carry me far, far away. It may take seven days and seven nights before I can find my way back home. Thanks to Al Roker and Weather Pixies everywhere, I did have fair warning and my bags are packed. As soon as I finish this post I'll unplug the computer and move everything to higher ground. I should be able to make audio posts which will keep you apprised of my situation. Stay warm and dry, and keep the kettle on for me, will you?