The height of laziness: utilizing the interoffice mail system to send something to the finance office on the third floor. The mail staff will pick up this envelope from the first floor, take it back to the mail sorting room which is located across town, sort it, and bring it back and deliver it to Audrey in accounting tomorrow. Wouldn't it have been easier to just walk it up to the third floor? You could even take the elevator!
Stall tales: How do you know when you've been here too long? When you feel comfortable enough to carry on conversations with your co-workers whilst one or both of you are in the bathroom stall.