Curses!

Here I was, feeling like things weren't so bad. Sure, I haven't been exercising and I know that I've lost the tone I had a year ago. But I hadn't really gained a significant amount of weight, so when I finally get serious about getting fit again, it shouldn't be too hard to get back on track.

Except Susan (who, by the way, has been having far too much fun in my home when I'm not here) has informed me that my scales are off by at least 7 pounds.

Curses on you, Susan! I was quite happy living under the assumption that I didn't have much weight to lose. Thanks, as always, for telling me like it is.

Not.