Around Town

Fashion Faux Pas:

Man wearing elasticized tan pants four inches too high (but maybe I'll cut him some slack because he appeared to be mildly retarded)

Man wearing dark suit with white sneakers (this ain't NYC and you ain't a girl, man!)

That's Just Wrong

Two young woman, sitting across the table from each other at the local coffee shop, each with a cell phone pressed to her ear and engaged in conversation with an unknown person (so nice seeing you - let's do lunch again real soon)