So a week or so ago I joined Friendster and went looking for friends. Some creative types were out there masquerading as well-known celebrities such as Fantasia Barrino and Chandler Bing (you know, from "Friends") and so I asked Fantasia and Chandler to be my friends. And what do you know - I heard that Fantasia did indeed agree to be my friend. I am blessed.
UPDATE: But wait - there's more! Chandler is my friend too. Now I'm just waiting on Shirley Ann. Ah, my growing "Circle of Friends."