Merde

Forgot to post this ... was watching "Frasier" Tuesday night and there was a scene in the restaurant where he speaks French to the waiter because he didn't want the other gentleman to know what he was saying:

"No menu for the gentleman, he's just staying for one drink."

Turns out the other gentleman was also fluent in French and responded in kind:

"Actually, I'm starved. I will have a menu, thank you."

And then Frasier thought to himself: Merde -- which is, of course, "shit." Love how the censors got that through by using subtitles.