The florist was delivering a huge bouquet of flowers, and for a split second I wondered "Flowers? For me?" and then I woke up.
In response to Amanda's tanning reports:
My left arm is tan from driving over 1,000 miles in the past week. It's a car tan. Legs are totally white, except for that big ole bruise on my right thigh. I've tried to take a picture, but I just can't seem to get the right angle/light so you can truly appreciate the deep black, purple, pink and yellowish hues. How did I get such a bruise, you ask? Use your imagination, it's bound to be more exciting that the truth.